Zero Gravy Tees
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| Excerpts from my Whiteboard | ||||||
| Page Five | ||||||
| Get rid of your relations:- divorce your database | ||||||
| If you have a deep intellectual conversation with a butcher, is that a meeting of the minds with a minder of the meats? | ||||||
| I can’t remember where I hid my agenda | ||||||
| Avoid late fees on overdue diligence | ||||||
| Deja spew – the feeling that you want to throw up again | ||||||
| I don’t care about the future. I’m only backwards compassionate | ||||||
| I would rather mould minds than mind molds | ||||||
| I can’t get my opposing thumbs to agree | ||||||
| Can Gay students get straight ‘A’s? | ||||||
| I have a step-ladder because my real ladder left home | ||||||
| United we stand, divided we surround them | ||||||
| Hit Bulls? Bovine assassins? Bulls hit! | ||||||
| Hot Purrsuit – formal wear for cats | ||||||
| An apple a day keeps the doctor away. For all others use restraining orders | ||||||
| I have an open mind because I lost the key to the lock | ||||||
| When I retire I will become a senile delinquent | ||||||
| It’s time to put the mental back in fundamentalism and take the fun out | ||||||
| I think I’m addicted to Wolves. I’m up to a pack a day now | ||||||
| How to cure world hunger – feed half the hungry to the other half | ||||||
| Dating yourself is incestuous | ||||||
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