|Excerpts from my Whiteboard|
|Spiderman. Enjoy the movie. Get stuck on the website.|
|I didn't go to my Mother's Sister's wedding
because my Aunt eloped
|Warning: Pouring beer from a height can be habit-foaming|
|Self-obsessed ship lookouts are naval gazers|
|I expected 'Titanic' to have more one-liners|
|Commitment is not just for the bewildered|
|Dead basketball defenders rotate in their graves but home weavers just spin|
|Nostalgia for the future - things aren't what they will be|
|If God isn't lost, why are so many people trying to find him?|
|Those dairy products really piss me off!
Whoops! Being lactose intolerant again.
|I'd rather have idiosyncrasies than synchronized idiots|
|Fly off on Air Tangent|
|Runs well with scissors|
|That which does not kill you may well try again|
|Two wrongs don't make a right but three lefts do.|
|Mondays are a horrible way to spend 1/7th of your life|
|When I play with food, the food usually wins|
|My circle of friends is the wrong shape|
|I have a great body.
I keep it under the stairs.
|I put a lithium battery in my camera.
Now it takes happy pics.
|When you come to a fork in the road,
put a knife down beside it
|Shining empath seeks meowist gorilla|
|Passing the buck? Why not put it in a money market account?|
|Raining cats and dogs is bad enough but baby showers...?|
|Irony - like silvery only less shiny|
|Geronimo's garden ornament - Gnome of the Brave|
|Its better to be short-handed than to be unarmed|
|Cannibalism - the ultimate eating disorder|
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