Zero Gravy Tees
because my Aunt eloped
Whoops! Being lactose intolerant again.
I keep it under the stairs.
Now it takes happy pics.
put a knife down beside it
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| Excerpts from my Whiteboard | ||||||
| Page Four | ||||||
| Spiderman. Enjoy the movie. Get stuck on the website. | ||||||
| I didn't go to my Mother's Sister's wedding because my Aunt eloped |
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| Warning: Pouring beer from a height can be habit-foaming | ||||||
| Self-obsessed ship lookouts are naval gazers | ||||||
| I expected 'Titanic' to have more one-liners | ||||||
| Commitment is not just for the bewildered | ||||||
| Dead basketball defenders rotate in their graves but home weavers just spin | ||||||
| Nostalgia for the future - things aren't what they will be | ||||||
| If God isn't lost, why are so many people trying to find him? | ||||||
| Those dairy products really piss me off! Whoops! Being lactose intolerant again. |
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| I'd rather have idiosyncrasies than synchronized idiots | ||||||
| Fly off on Air Tangent | ||||||
| Runs well with scissors | ||||||
| That which does not kill you may well try again | ||||||
| Two wrongs don't make a right but three lefts do. | ||||||
| Mondays are a horrible way to spend 1/7th of your life | ||||||
| When I play with food, the food usually wins | ||||||
| My circle of friends is the wrong shape | ||||||
| I have a great body. I keep it under the stairs. |
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| I put a lithium battery in my camera. Now it takes happy pics. |
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| When you come to a fork in the road, put a knife down beside it |
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| Shining empath seeks meowist gorilla | ||||||
| Passing the buck? Why not put it in a money market account? | ||||||
| Raining cats and dogs is bad enough but baby showers...? | ||||||
| Irony - like silvery only less shiny | ||||||
| Geronimo's garden ornament - Gnome of the Brave | ||||||
| Its better to be short-handed than to be unarmed | ||||||
| Cannibalism - the ultimate eating disorder | ||||||
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