|Excerpts from my Whiteboard|
|Don't get even - get odder|
|Lean cuisine - cooking on a slope|
|I'm only altruistic if there is something in it for me|
|Correct spelling is importnat|
|Solipsism - I think therefore you are|
|Free speech costs lives|
|In an insane world, sanity is a recessive gene|
|Java - write once, fail anywhere|
|Spontaneity requires careful planning|
|Get in touch with your inner child and give it homework|
|I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous|
|No one will force me to be obstinate|
|How do you read Superman's messages?
|The problem is between the desk and the chair|
|Think or Thwim|
|Reverse CatDog Syndrome - poop at both ends|
|I am a chocolate pretzel - sweet but twisted|
|This isn't my strongest suit.
My pinstripe can bench press 300 lbs.
|I'm all for evolution in software.
Its about time we dumped the stuff the monkeys wrote for us
|You too can be a proof readre|
|53.807% of statistics are false|
|When I was growing up, I wanted to be someone.
I should have been more specific.
|If you wait patiently long enough, sooner or later your patience will run out|
|Someone who cares deeply about issues and does nothing is a political passivist|
|I'm afraid of Christmas.
I have Santaclaustrophobia.
|I hate vigilantes.
Lets form a group and hunt them down.
|My inner child is in summer camp|
|I've been reported to the improper authorities|
|Practice moderation in everything except moderation - be fanatical about that|
|Let he who is without Cynthia cast the first Stonethia|
|How to make football more interesting?
Leave the pig in the pigskin.
|What do you expect to catch with baited breath?|