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| Excerpts from my Whiteboard | ||||||
| Page One | ||||||
| Don't get even - get odder | ||||||
| Lean cuisine - cooking on a slope | ||||||
| I'm only altruistic if there is something in it for me | ||||||
| Correct spelling is importnat | ||||||
| Solipsism - I think therefore you are | ||||||
| Free speech costs lives | ||||||
| In an insane world, sanity is a recessive gene | ||||||
| Java - write once, fail anywhere | ||||||
| Spontaneity requires careful planning | ||||||
| Procrastinate now! | ||||||
| Get in touch with your inner child and give it homework | ||||||
| I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous | ||||||
| No one will force me to be obstinate | ||||||
| How do you read Superman's messages? Use DeKryptonite. |
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| The problem is between the desk and the chair | ||||||
| Think or Thwim | ||||||
| Reverse CatDog Syndrome - poop at both ends | ||||||
| I am a chocolate pretzel - sweet but twisted | ||||||
| This isn't my strongest suit. My pinstripe can bench press 300 lbs. |
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| I'm all for evolution in software. Its about time we dumped the stuff the monkeys wrote for us |
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| You too can be a proof readre | ||||||
| 53.807% of statistics are false | ||||||
| When I was growing up, I wanted to be someone. I should have been more specific. |
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| If you wait patiently long enough, sooner or later your patience will run out | ||||||
| Someone who cares deeply about issues and does nothing is a political passivist | ||||||
| I'm afraid of Christmas. I have Santaclaustrophobia. |
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| I hate vigilantes. Lets form a group and hunt them down. |
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| My inner child is in summer camp | ||||||
| I've been reported to the improper authorities | ||||||
| Practice moderation in everything except moderation - be fanatical about that | ||||||
| Let he who is without Cynthia cast the first Stonethia | ||||||
| How to make football more interesting? Leave the pig in the pigskin. |
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| What do you expect to catch with baited breath? | ||||||