|Excerpts from my Whiteboard|
|Service is expected at time of payment|
|The revolution has been privatized|
|There is a new edition of the past due out soon|
|Reality 1.0 has been withdrawn from production due to persistent failure to meet service levels.
Please return to Fantasy
|Cat, Dog and Me - a menagerie a trois|
|Join the Anti-Death Movement|
|Due to an increase in efficiency, the future started yesterday|
|After deep thoughts please use the decompression chamber before returning to trivia|
|I came, I saw, I concurred.|
|I'm suffering from carpal tunnel vision.
(Not to be confused with carpool tunnel syndrome, which is fear of commuting to Manhattan from New Jersey)
|You! Out of the gene pool! Now!|
|Its OK to live in the present as long as someone has given you a house|
|Your kids will get spoilt if you don't put them back in the fridge|
|I have so much animal magnetism I have to degauss myself to stop my pets coming to work|
|I have hidden shallows|
|I am much more superficial than I appear on the surface|
|As I said to Yogi "We all have our bears to cross"|
|The shakes are bad, the shudders are worse.
(Shudda done this, shudda done that...)
|"And the nominees for the best televised award show are..."|
|Why did 'starboardability' never catch on?|
|People with multiple personality disorder should be proud.
Many people struggle to have a single personality.
|The eulogist at a mafia funeral is a con tributor.|
|Bad memories? Fugeddaboudit with 'Milk of Amnesia"|
|Its OK! I only think I'm delusional.|
|"I'm a unique, unclassifiable person"
"Ah, so you're one of those, then"
|Why am I stuck in here when I should be out perfecting my mood swing?|
|Its OK to be a naysayer if you are a horse|
|I'll see your entendre and double it.|
|My spirit guide advises vodka|
|When they get old, sled dog brains turn to mush, mush!|
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