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| Page Three | ||||||
| Service is expected at time of payment | ||||||
| The revolution has been privatized | ||||||
| There is a new edition of the past due out soon | ||||||
| Reality 1.0 has been withdrawn from production due to persistent failure to meet service levels. Please return to Fantasy |
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| Cat, Dog and Me - a menagerie a trois | ||||||
| Join the Anti-Death Movement | ||||||
| Due to an increase in efficiency, the future started yesterday | ||||||
| After deep thoughts please use the decompression chamber before returning to trivia | ||||||
| I came, I saw, I concurred. | ||||||
| I'm suffering from carpal tunnel vision. (Not to be confused with carpool tunnel syndrome, which is fear of commuting to Manhattan from New Jersey) |
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| You! Out of the gene pool! Now! | ||||||
| Its OK to live in the present as long as someone has given you a house | ||||||
| Your kids will get spoilt if you don't put them back in the fridge | ||||||
| I have so much animal magnetism I have to degauss myself to stop my pets coming to work | ||||||
| I have hidden shallows | ||||||
| I am much more superficial than I appear on the surface | ||||||
| As I said to Yogi "We all have our bears to cross" | ||||||
| The shakes are bad, the shudders are worse. (Shudda done this, shudda done that...) |
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| "And the nominees for the best televised award show are..." | ||||||
| Why did 'starboardability' never catch on? | ||||||
| People with multiple personality disorder should be proud. Many people struggle to have a single personality. |
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| The eulogist at a mafia funeral is a con tributor. | ||||||
| Bad memories? Fugeddaboudit with 'Milk of Amnesia" | ||||||
| Its OK! I only think I'm delusional. | ||||||
| "I'm a unique, unclassifiable person" "Ah, so you're one of those, then" |
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| Why am I stuck in here when I should be out perfecting my mood swing? | ||||||
| Its OK to be a naysayer if you are a horse | ||||||
| I'll see your entendre and double it. | ||||||
| My spirit guide advises vodka | ||||||
| When they get old, sled dog brains turn to mush, mush! | ||||||
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