Excerpts from my Whiteboard
				Page Two
	Can't talk! Having my loins girded.
	The shakers and movers rely on those who just quiver
	Why settle for being normal?
	I'm not a complete stranger. Some of my parts are missing.
	Logical data engineers never die. They just decompose
	The first cut is the deepest - but then comes the remix for the dance version
	I almost lost all my assets. It was a near debt experience.
	Coming soon! A new comic opera about office life by Dilbert and Sullivan
	The ducks are in rows. The hens are in columns.
	My inner child is playing truant
	Should be opposites but aren't - Sunning/mooning | caretaker/caregiver
	Don't worry about what tomorrow may bring. It arrived yesterday ahead of schedule.
	I went to buy a camouflage shirt but I couldn't find one
	If you could see your optician you wouldn't need to.
	I learned an old folk tune at the old folk's home
	I never enter a bar where someone is vacuuming - no atmosphere
	I love asking psychics "Were you expecting me?"
	Advice to schizophrenics Just be yourselves.
	Put artist's garb on the diseased. Smock the afflicted
	Radical parrots are followers of polymorphism
	Fools with money Dollars but no cents
	Suparoo - Outback hero! Who was that masked marsupial?
	For the last time - I don't know where Waldo is!
	Stamp out racehorse doping. Just say "Neigh"
	Whenever I see a dog salivating I feel the urge to ring a bell
	I don't have the energy to be lethargic
	There are some men things weren't meant to know
	Its not the law of the jungle its a jungle of laws
	When did then become now?
	I got a cat because my therapist told me to get in touch with my felines
	I'm getting nostalgic for the future.

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