|Excerpts from my Whiteboard|
|Can't talk! Having my loins girded.|
|The shakers and movers rely on those who just quiver|
|Why settle for being normal?|
|I'm not a complete stranger. Some of my parts are missing.|
|Logical data engineers never die. They just decompose|
|The first cut is the deepest -
but then comes the remix for the dance version
|I almost lost all my assets.
It was a near debt experience.
A new comic opera about office life by Dilbert and Sullivan
|The ducks are in rows. The hens are in columns.|
|My inner child is playing truant|
|Should be opposites but aren't -
Sunning/mooning | caretaker/caregiver
|Don't worry about what tomorrow may bring.
It arrived yesterday ahead of schedule.
|I went to buy a camouflage shirt but I couldn't find one|
|If you could see your optician you wouldn't need to.|
|I learned an old folk tune at the old folk's home|
|I never enter a bar where someone is vacuuming
- no atmosphere
|I love asking psychics
"Were you expecting me?"
|Advice to schizophrenics
Just be yourselves.
|Put artist's garb on the diseased.
Smock the afflicted
|Radical parrots are followers of polymorphism|
|Fools with money
Dollars but no cents
|Suparoo - Outback hero!
Who was that masked marsupial?
|For the last time - I don't know where Waldo is!|
|Stamp out racehorse doping.
Just say "Neigh"
|Whenever I see a dog salivating I feel the urge to ring a bell|
|I don't have the energy to be lethargic|
|There are some men things weren't meant to know|
|Its not the law of the jungle its a jungle of laws|
|When did then become now?|
|I got a cat because my therapist told me to get in touch with my felines|
|I'm getting nostalgic for the future.|
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